I found that.

Funny.
The title is "Flight attendant".

Under your seat you will find an inflatable life vest. Inflate and use in case of an ocean landing.
...Under your seat you will also find a beach ball. Inflate and use in case of a beach landing.
...You will also find balloons in case of a birthday,
...and an inflatable female doll with three very lifelike orifices. Inflate and use in case of loneliness.
Try and spend your final moments happily.